Which One is the Real Santa Claus?
From A Flintstone Christmas (1977)
Written by Hoyt S. Curtin
Performed by Henry Corden and Mel Blanc
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Early this morning I found
Dozens of Santas around.
One in each store, 
and Stoney's had four,
And more on each corner in town.

In front of each Santa I pause, 
then go to the next one because
I get so confused, 
which one should I choose?
I wanted the real Santa Claus.

There's a Santa on the roof of the house next door
There's a Santa in the window of the new toy store
There's another one at Rocky's on the second floor
Which one is the real Santa Claus?

There's a Santa with a tummy but it looks too flat
And another with a pillow only he's too fat
There's a Santa with his whiskers tied right onto his hat!
Which one is the real Santa Claus?

Which one? This one?
He's the tallest Santa that I ever saw!
Just feel - he's real.
Here's another with a belly that is stuffed with straw!

I have seen so many Santas either short or tall
And about how many more I can't describe then all
But just to play it safe I want to choose them all!
Which one is the real Santa Claus?

Here's one, he's fun!
He's the fattest Santa that I've seen around!
How sad - too bad.
Santa's stuck inside the chimney and he's upside down!

I have seen so many Santas either short or tall
And about how many more I can't describe then all
But just to play it safe I want to choose them all!
Which one is the real Santa Claus?
Yes, one has got to be the really real to me Santa Claus.